my essay isn’t done but i sure am
WHY DO COMPLIMENTS MAKE ME FEEL 2% BETTER BUT INSULTS MAKE ME FEEL 87% WORSE I DONT LIKE THAT
i can’t believe your hips would just lie to me like that
to everyone with finals and exams and big projects due very very soon and haven’t started anything yet
handjobs are fuckin lame i can do that myself
you can scratch your own damn back but that doesnt mean it feels the same yo
i honestly tried to think of a witty response but i cannot damn that is a very valid point
this is the most civil ending to an argument i have ever witnessed on the internet
THOU = “YOU” WHEN YOU’RE FUCKING DOING SOMETHING.
THEE = “YOU” WHEN YOU’RE HAVING SOMETHING FUCKING DONE TO YOU.
THY = “YOUR” AND “YOURS” WHEN THE THING YOU OWN BEGINS WITH A FUCKING CONSONANT.
THINE = “YOUR” AND “YOURS” WHEN THE THING YOU OWN BEGINS WITH A FUCKING VOWEL.
IF YOU’RE GOING TO MAKE SHITTY OLD ENGLISH TEXT POSTS, DO IT RIGHT.
*is the baby from a series of unfortunate events*